29 thoughts on “Low cost Dan's Fairly Above Board Home of Bargains

  1. Moral of the story, never give your visage to be used as stock footage in a discount dan commercial….You might be selling "anything". ….and just how greasy is that porn?…asking for a friend.

  2. I tried one of discount dan’s bath-bombs and it blew up in my face and left me permanently disfigured for life… 10/10 would recommend

  3. Is this located behind the Golden Corral beside the Steiner Arena? I keep seeing these all white aerospace fighters making strafing runs there.

  4. I can just envision the rows of "Gently Used" battlemechs sitting on the lot flanked by wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. I feel like you need the bit about great financing regardless of credit history. "I was fired from my Merc company three years ago and owe a decade of child support in the Combine, Marrik Space and the Concordat but I still qualified for a Mech Loan with 10 C-bills down!"

  5. No, sorry, I won't fall for Discount Dan's propaganda
    Everybody knows that Discount Dan's Noodle Soup has a picture of vomit, piss and shit on it
    And once when I bought a burrito from their vendor and ate it, I started talking backwards and got irradiated

  6. Hey there everyone, it's Jalopy Joe here. Don't listen to Discount Dan! He doesn't care about you or your post-aftermarket mech-related needs. Come on down to Jalopy Joe's Gently-Used Just Barely Junk Drawer!

    You want after-market mech pilots? Sure thing. You want psudo-legal safty modules? Got 'em. You want pristine Urbanmechs just off the assembly line? Facking go somewhere else, cause here at Jalopy Joe's Gently-Used Just Barely Junk Drawer, we're all about doing business on the cheap! Also fast! Seriously, please come buy some of this soon, because I may or may not be doing this without a pretty much legitimate license, and that lets me pass the savings on to youuuuuuuuuuu!

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